Little Things

~ Saturday, May 31 ~
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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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thesonicscrew:

jackhawksmoor:

slytherliz:

lixxieb:

doc-knock:

londonprophecy:

qweety:

just this guy’s laugh

OMFG

holy shit i’m crying ngl

That should not have been as funny as it was!

OH MY WORD

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

"they have angered the machine!!"

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing


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theeppytomymacca:

google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


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cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com)


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alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now


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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke


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